Pants on Fire

Pants On Fire
So 1 day, Noah VmcBurgerpop came up to Laurel and Biz and he said "I have a rose for youuuuuu" and Laurel blushed and said "for me?" all excited like, but then he said...
"No, for Elizabeak." Then Laurel fell to the ground stabbed with the knife of injustice. Biz just stood there, her eyes growing wider by the millisecond. Noah was dumb-uh-founded. Then, Biz ran away screaming "ElizaBEAAAAAAAK!" But then she ran into Steven YongelldINGer in the hallway, and then casually fell over.
Noah, having no idea what just happened, turned to ask somebody for advice, he expected to see BOOBOO GURU, but instead he saw Anna Zlaptorghboob waving her hair back and forth in an elliptical manner while shouting...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDREEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW LAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJYYYYYYYYYAAAGGGGGHHHHHVODKA!!!"
Noah was kind of totally scared out of his mind about to poop in his panties. He trolololed over to Rachel Crabdaddy, who was petting Laurel's face. But then the author of this boob felt like going to Publix to get some cheese suns while Laurel, the writer typer doocapooper, wanted to use the scooper to scratch CHANGE STYLES. DONE. PART 1 IS DONE.